Julissa

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

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aki13th:

laughsoyoudie:

canadians

I love these guys

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fruk-more-like-frick-already:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there.

cr:  thqys

LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!

I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES

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jaclcfrost:

“shouldn’t you be sleeping”

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kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

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everydayimwholockin:

when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:

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Something tumblr has taught me

fefeferi:

infinite-insanityy:

thesuperwalkingdeadangels:

gingeritt:

sargentwaffle:

natashhha:

“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason

“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable 

“for science” is a good excuse

don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something

“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.

you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you

(Source: im-gonna-wreck-it, via where-is-the-greatperhaps)

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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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