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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(Source: katebishopss, via ablissfulheart)

boldly-avenging-erebor:

Fun fact: this wasn’t scripted.

(Source: hxcfairy, via my-own-broken-crown)

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey, via the-embrace-pokemon)

tastefullyoffensive:

heavy breathing [micano]

prettylittletmi:

Q: Have you had any major celebrities come up to you and tell you they’re a fan of the show?

(via helloowleyes)

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

(Source: maimedlion, via swiggtyswagitsthenightmarestag)

justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

(via beyoncevevo)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

vaterorlag:

bamonbrigade1:

silvermoon424:

togifs:

Confused Little Girl Meets Her Father’s Twin For the First Time

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE HOW MUCH OF A MINDFUCK THAT WOULD BE TO A BABY THO

She sitting there like “my life has been a lie.”

If you’re dad
And HE’S dad…
WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE

"…Wait a goddamn minute here…"

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra, via beyoncevevo)

(Source: lolgifs.net, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

cartoonpolitics:

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked." ~ George Carlin

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

(via secretlyaperson)

(Source: epic-lee, via pagingme)