why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.
This post makes me want a duck.
the level of fierceness in this one gif is overwhelming
is this what having a penis is like
I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.
THIS IS AWESOME.
ok but imagine harry giving teddy his invisibility cloak right before he leaves for hogwarts and telling him all about the mischief their dad’s used to get up to with it. teddy asking why he didn’t save it for james or albus or lily and harry just saying “well you’re the oldest it’s only fair” and for a second teddy forgets that he’s “just a godson” and really feels like a part of the weasley-potter family.